Voy Por Ustedes

These are the latest poll numbers commissioned by me and show clearly how a hung Parliament is assured. This is dangerous stuff. This offers up the very real chance of David Miliband leading a coalition Government as a pre-requisite for Cleggs group of sexual voyeurs and cross dressing vegetarians for the formation of a Lib-Lab coalition Government would surely be that Gordon Brown be given the old heave-ho.

Now of course we here at Voy Por Ustedes like to joke around and we pride ourselves on consistently achieving the highest ratio of bullshit-per-actual relevant and important information on the web as of March 2010, but if David Miliband becomes the next Prime Minister, I will not stand for it. NO SIR! NO...WAR...NO.

If this most shallow despicably air-headed himbo somehow finds his way into number 10, I will seriously be making every effort to move to the US of States, either this or I'll be taking an Easy Jet flight to Switzerland for a final plate of apple strudel and a pint of barbiturates at the Gravitas clinic, which ever is quicker. It's just, it's all too much for me.

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