C**ts of the day

4/03/2010 03:05:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /

I hate these wankershhh: Ruud Gullit yesterday

I tell you what, if you are one of those people that have never subscribed to the idea that Sky TV are the saviours of English football, never before were you more vindicated than today. What a total shower of shit from Keysie and the boys.

Back in the day they at least used to make attempts to hide their bias towards Manchester United. Arsenal weren't even playing United today and it was pissing me off. Between Messrs. Tyler, Gray, Keysie and Redknapp they managed to see every infraction against United and miss all of Chelsea's, meanwhile Ruud Gullit sat wishing he was somewhere else. I don't know what the collective noun for a group of cunts is but they're it. A sky of cunts perhaps?

Where does their love of United come from anyway? Why so invested in seeing them win? Why why?

It got no better though with their Soccer Saturday thing, which is a show which shouldn't really work, but usually does somehow. It's not the studio guests so much as the mongaloids they've got scattered about the country reporting back on the games. Dean Windass for example, most of the time when they cut to him you just see him playing with shapes or banging tin pots together.

It's Kammy though that really angers me. Look now look, you can be a character, you can be funny, you can have ridiculous hair if you want to, but first and foremost, you have to be able to actually do the job. You have to be able to relay to the paying subscribers at home what is going on in your fucking game. Kamara can't. He's not even a character, he's a fucking moron. He does have ridiculous hair though.

Rightly or wrongly, people take football really rather seriously and at this time of the season especially, if you support a team that's hanging on to it's Premier League survival by its fingertips, the last thing you need is Chris Kamara reporting on your game.

"Last minute goal, could keep your team up, who's it gone to Chris Kamara?" -- ..."er..I don't know Jeff, I was eating a Creme Egg and some of it's got in my eyes and tash."

All Sky have succeeded in doing with Football, as they do with every single other sport they get their grubby tabloid mits on, is dumb it down, down down deeper and down by giving jobs to hairy no marks and ex-professionals who should be landlords of pubs or owners of silly boutiques in Islington.

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