Justitia omnibus

5/27/2009 09:53:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /

If anyone still wants to make an argument that a Manchester United team comprising Ji-Sung Park, Michael Carrick, Patrice Evra, Edwin Van der Sar, John O'Shea, Anderson, Tomasz Kuszczak (!??), Nani and Rio fucking Ferdinand are the greatest combination of awesomeness the game of football has ever seen, I suggest you do yourselves a favour and ask your six biggest mates to stove your head in with their boots, bricks and other heavy blunt objects because you're afflicted with a lunacy that can have far reaching and devasting consequences later in life. Better to put yourself out of your misery now.

That was an appalling performance from Manchester United. Ferguson was definately born under a lucky star. Any other manager under those same circumstances, employing those same absurd and baffling illogical tactics, would have seen his team on the end of at least a four goal thrashing. Only Ferguson's Faustian like pact with the devil himself has saved him from a humiliating defeat and a massive cardiac arrest.

I've seen people on fire with more composure than Manchester United's players tonight. The charge of the Light Brigade was a better thought out campaign than Ferguson's master plan to stop Messi and Iniesta. Charging down Russian artillery with swords and horses seems almost erudite brilliance compared to whatever was going through Ferguson's mind this afternoon when he decided that Ji-Sung Park was the key to United winning this contest.

Arrogant fucker probably thought he just needed to show up and the football Gods would take care of the result. Well you were in Rome tonight Ferguson and unfortunately for you Themis the Roman Goddess of Justice must have had a ticket and she is blind to whatever it is everyone else sees in you and your poxy squad of spud faced chancers. Justice for all.

The end.



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