Voy Por Ustedes

I prayed to Saint Jude and thank fuck he delivered, so far. As we speak thanks to a late Berbatov goal at Bolton and "Fat" Frank Lampard's goal against Stoke, my bets are all still live.

I shall now have to endure the Hull v Arsenal game. I've broken a cardinal sin in betting on Arsenal...hopefully God has too much to do with preparing for the Sabbath to punish me.

Finally I feel I should remind you en passant that I said the disparity in strength in the Premiership is incidental and I think today's results so far bare this out. I'm best.