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My flying monkey's confirmed this afternoon that 95% of a population are sheep; only 5% of a population are actually doing some independent thinking. This explains why people in Merca voted for Bush twice.

It ought really to be the responsibility of the news medias, who potentially can have an enormous influence on the behaviour of the obese masses, to shepherd the herds of voters towards the correct candidates, but they don't. I've been watching them a lot recently and they're completely redundant.

Therefore the Republican party are able to brainwash half the country into actually buying into the idea that the shittier life they'll get under their administration is a good idea. If you say something enough times people will believe it. Convinced are they in the hick towns all over the country that terrorism is a real threat when in fact it's as much of a threat as being killed by fruit.

Only now are they realising that in fact a fucked up economy and even more fucked up health care system poses the real threat to their lives. What were CNN doing when the Mercan people were sat at their wee kitchen tables trying to figure out how to pay their mortgage? They were bleating on about why Barack Obama isn't wearing a tie pin or ridiculing him for bowling like a gayer.

While they were pursuing shallow and convenient narratives that would free up as much time as possible for them to forgo any obligation to the Mercan's to offer up some serious investigative journalism and instead allow them all as much of their own airtime and build up their own celebrity status - poor Mercan's were scratching their backsides and buying into how important it is to spend $10billion a month on occupying Eye-raq at the expense of paying their bills and buying insurance to cover the massive medical bills for all the heart disease treatments eating corny dogs every meals has caused.

Larry King for example, who looks incredibly like a frog, will quite happily kick Obama off his interview schedule if Paris Hilton will agree to come on in a skimpy frock. Ratings and their own self interest is the priority. Wolf Blitzer has a beard and that says all you need to know about him.

As a consequence you have the most ridiculous contradictions being thrown around by McCain's campaign without any of the news networks questioning them. How, for example, can any self respecting journalist not question how Barack Obama can be both unsuitable to be President on account of his lack of experience in Washington, but also be a part of the Washington Elite? Is it even possible for a black man in Merca to be an elitist?

How people, how can they turn the enormous bigotry still alive and well in the country around and make it Barack Obama's problem? Instead of asking America why it is still so racist in this day and age, they ask what Barack Obama is going to do to make up for the votes he's missing out on cause most people in the south still refer to him as a nigger.

Sarah Palin's speech was considered a "home run." They like that phrase in the punditry booths. No one questioned whether it was hypocritical, sarcastic, lacking substance and rather unpleasant. Sarah Palin insists her 17 year old daughter's decision to keep her baby was made by Brizzle and only Brizzle, and so it should be. But Sarah Palin is pro-life and if she were President would take that decision away from the individual teenager.

When her own family is concerned it's a private matter and non of the meeja's or the Government's beeswax, but if she has her way the rest of Merca will not be afforded that luxury. The Government will decree that other teenagers in the same position will have that baby whether they want it or not - regardless of whether they may have been raped, or whether they have reason to believe the baby may have serious physical of mental illness. None of this has been discussed by any of the news dudes. Instead they debated weather or not Sarah Palin's hair was an appropriate length (it wasn't).

A blonde woman on CNN suggested that whatever the ideological implications of Sarah Palin's speech last night one had to be impressed by the delivery and moved by her honesty and eloquence and ability to motivate the R'Peblican base. Huh? Hitler's speech's were motivational, are we to retrospectively ignore the content and admire the man's ability to move a nation into fanatical fascism?

It's very dangerous that dude's like Larry King, Wolf Blitzer and gayest Anderson Cooper have decided not to bother with proper journalism any more because a pilot-less liberal media allows king of all arse heads Bill O'Reilly and friends on Fox News to shepherd the mindless 95% of the nation towards the mentalism mantra of John McCain.

There is the tiniest ray of hope however with this vulnerable flock of mayonnaise sammich eating sheep; they can apparently sense fear and predator's all have different scents. And they are most sensitive to the scent of a Fox. Hopefully even the most sheepish of sheep can detect this dangerous and foul smelling stench emanating from Minnesota at the moment and I'm not just talking about McCain's horrible B.O. I think you know what I'm trying to say.