I've just received a carrier pigeon from my man in Alaska, knackered he was. Sarah Palin has moved quickly to scotch any rumours about her 4 month old son Trig's materfamilias. At a press conference given earlier to today she refuted all suggestions her daughter was the boy Trig's real mother.
When asked by a reporter for any proof, she shreiked, "you want proof you cock eyed mother fucker, I'll give you proof...Trig can't be Brizzel's son because she's actually up the duff NOW! Right this mother fucking moment!
"My daughter is with child and although she's only 17 and technically breaking the law and isn't married, she will be getting hitched very soon just as soon as we figure out who the damned father is, ..the bowling alley was very very busy that night. We support her love of cock, I mean..we support her decision to keep the baby and will offer her all the support she needs to raise this baby."
So, the original scandal was just a rumour after all as this new and far juicier true scandal has proven. So to re-cap...this VP candidate who can't wait to get up the morning and preach to anyone within earshot about abstinence and the sanctity of marriage has a daughter with a now confirmed love of cock who couldn't give two hoots about love and marriage and all that Biblical pish posh. Awesome.
Potential names for the baby being vetted by US sports book so far include Viking Delta and Petronius.
Of course there is still the very real possibility when you consider this girls insatiable lust for dick, that this is her second pregnancy. It's all rather convenient that Brizzle is five months pregnant and little Trig is 4 months old. It's a definite possibility that Brizzle gave birth and the very next week was out looking for more dick. If this kid is born one or two months late we'll know won't we people? Awesome.
I cannot recall a time when I have felt so alive. The musty stench of scandal really agrees with me.
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When asked by a reporter for any proof, she shreiked, "you want proof you cock eyed mother fucker, I'll give you proof...Trig can't be Brizzel's son because she's actually up the duff NOW! Right this mother fucking moment!
"My daughter is with child and although she's only 17 and technically breaking the law and isn't married, she will be getting hitched very soon just as soon as we figure out who the damned father is, ..the bowling alley was very very busy that night. We support her love of cock, I mean..we support her decision to keep the baby and will offer her all the support she needs to raise this baby."
So, the original scandal was just a rumour after all as this new and far juicier true scandal has proven. So to re-cap...this VP candidate who can't wait to get up the morning and preach to anyone within earshot about abstinence and the sanctity of marriage has a daughter with a now confirmed love of cock who couldn't give two hoots about love and marriage and all that Biblical pish posh. Awesome.
Potential names for the baby being vetted by US sports book so far include Viking Delta and Petronius.
Of course there is still the very real possibility when you consider this girls insatiable lust for dick, that this is her second pregnancy. It's all rather convenient that Brizzle is five months pregnant and little Trig is 4 months old. It's a definite possibility that Brizzle gave birth and the very next week was out looking for more dick. If this kid is born one or two months late we'll know won't we people? Awesome.
I cannot recall a time when I have felt so alive. The musty stench of scandal really agrees with me.
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