Dallas Cowboys Vs Washington Redskins - Washington (+11.5) 4/5
Now then. Serious now. Washington Vs Dallas. Dallas have so far been the best of an inconsistent bunch, but the 11.5 point handicap they've been shouldered with against their most awesomely mighty rivals from Washington is way too much.
The Redskins are 4/5 on the handicaps and I shall be filling my wellies. Dallas may have a good offense but they're not so good defensively, which they proved by almost losing a shoot-out with the Eagles on September 15th (-9.5 I think they were on the handicaps that night), they cannot give the Skins 12 points and expect to win 5 times out of 9. No Sireeee.
Coupled with the fact that Terrell Owens almost certainly wears ladies underwear, I have no choice but to take the 4/5, with possibly a few shillings on the 4/1 outright also.
Now then. Serious now. Washington Vs Dallas. Dallas have so far been the best of an inconsistent bunch, but the 11.5 point handicap they've been shouldered with against their most awesomely mighty rivals from Washington is way too much.
The Redskins are 4/5 on the handicaps and I shall be filling my wellies. Dallas may have a good offense but they're not so good defensively, which they proved by almost losing a shoot-out with the Eagles on September 15th (-9.5 I think they were on the handicaps that night), they cannot give the Skins 12 points and expect to win 5 times out of 9. No Sireeee.
Coupled with the fact that Terrell Owens almost certainly wears ladies underwear, I have no choice but to take the 4/5, with possibly a few shillings on the 4/1 outright also.
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Arizona Cardinals Vs New York Jets - Unders (44.5) 10/11
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Arizona Cardinals Vs New York Jets - Unders (44.5) 10/11
I've heard tell from my man in the Meadowlands that Brett Favre is in agony as we speak due to a dodgy ankle. He is of course such a competitive nutcase that he'll play tonight just to keep his streak of starting in 256 consecutive games going and possibly because he doesn't want to risk letting second string dude Kellen Clemens come in and win a game cause he's meant to be shit and this would suggest that Favre is not indispensible and also shit.
Arizona are 4-0 against AFC teams in their last four games, and by gah I say they make it five out of five this evo. The Jets have had one day less to prepare for this game as they played on MNF, but as it was againast the Chargers on the west coast the traveling essentially means they're on four days rest for tonight. Arizona by contrast should be well rested as they stayed on the East coast this week after being duffed up by the Redskins rather than traveling back to Arizona.
I hereby declare a win for Arizona, but I will be backing unders (44.5) I can't see the Jets having too much success against a stingy Cardinals defense, speshly if Favre is out or playing injured and Arizona's offense isn't so effective they can compensate to push the scores over 45. Know what I'm saying, all doo respect, no disrespect, howyadoin, forgeddabouit.
Arizona are 4-0 against AFC teams in their last four games, and by gah I say they make it five out of five this evo. The Jets have had one day less to prepare for this game as they played on MNF, but as it was againast the Chargers on the west coast the traveling essentially means they're on four days rest for tonight. Arizona by contrast should be well rested as they stayed on the East coast this week after being duffed up by the Redskins rather than traveling back to Arizona.
I hereby declare a win for Arizona, but I will be backing unders (44.5) I can't see the Jets having too much success against a stingy Cardinals defense, speshly if Favre is out or playing injured and Arizona's offense isn't so effective they can compensate to push the scores over 45. Know what I'm saying, all doo respect, no disrespect, howyadoin, forgeddabouit.
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Philadelphia Eagles Vs Chicago Bears - Highest scoring half: 1st half - 8/11
Philadelphia have scored cabillions of points in the first half of games this season and practically shut down in the second. Chicaggy are pretty consistent throught the four quarters, consistently poor, but still tend to score a few more points in the first two.
The Eagles have scored 61 points in the first 30 minutes of their three games so far this year and an almost homosexual 29 in the final half hour. This is a bizarre scoring pattern pervasive througout sports in Philly. The Flyers are a stronger team in the first period, the Phillies score more runs in the first 4 innings and the 76ers are less shit in the first half also. Weird no? So with that in mind I feel the way forward is clear.
Philadelphia have scored cabillions of points in the first half of games this season and practically shut down in the second. Chicaggy are pretty consistent throught the four quarters, consistently poor, but still tend to score a few more points in the first two.
The Eagles have scored 61 points in the first 30 minutes of their three games so far this year and an almost homosexual 29 in the final half hour. This is a bizarre scoring pattern pervasive througout sports in Philly. The Flyers are a stronger team in the first period, the Phillies score more runs in the first 4 innings and the 76ers are less shit in the first half also. Weird no? So with that in mind I feel the way forward is clear.
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