Binary tribalism

9/22/2008 01:44:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /

"Walk left side OK. Walk right side OK. Walk middle, squish. Understand Daniel Son?" - Mr Miyagi

Never a truer word spoken. Sometimes in life you just have to take sides. I'd like to make on which side of the fence I sit with regards the important issues of today's world a matter of public record.

Pepsi or Coke? - Pepsi


PC or Mac? - Mac

Oxford or Cambridge in the boat race? - Oxford

McDonalds or Burger King? - McDonalds

USA or Europe? - USA

AA or RAC? - RAC

Cars or motorbikes? - Motorbikes

Showers or Baths? - Baths

Dogs or cats? - Dogs

Spider-Man or Superman? - Spider-Man


Prince or Michael Jackson? - Prince

John Lowe or Eric Bristow? - John Lowe

Beer or wine? - Beer

Snooker or Pool? - Pool

Tom or Jerry? - Tom

Hurricanes or tornadoes? - Tornadoes


Missionary or doggy doggy? - Missionary

Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone? Sylvester Stallone

Quick death or a pensionable age? - Death

Diarrhea or constipation? - Constipation

Public hanging or lethal injection? - Public hanging

The strip or Downtown? - Downtown


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2 comments:

Comment by Alan on 22 September 2008 at 18:57

Mr Miyagi was Japanese not a Cockney, I think you'll find it's "Daniel San".

Comment by Rich on 23 September 2008 at 09:30

He was from Okinawa. Their favourite TV show is Coronation street. They're obsessed with it. Everyone knows that.

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