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My guy in Alaska has bet $2,500 at odds of 6/4 that within the next few weeks Bristol Palin will announce she's had a miscarriage and it's upset her very very much as she was so looking forward to being saddled with a screaming sprog at 17 years old.

It's all too convenient that this girl announces she's actually FIVE months up the stick the day the rumours began circling that she's the mammy of FOUR month old Trig. It seems clear to my guy in Alaska that this second story is a bullshit attempt to prevent any further snooping into her sordid original possibly incestuous copulation that produced young Trigger.

She'll have herself an "accident," a miscarriage will be announced and they hope that'll be it. Oh and the miscarriage will of course occur before her shot-gun wedding.

Even if this is all true and Trigger is Sarah Palin's fifth son, that does leave us with a bunch of questions about her judgment and logic in taking two flights back to Alaska while in labour, without telling anyone she was up the duff.

If this is true she's an ultra-conservative Republican with a couple bastard kids - one of which was in mortal danger as an unborn baby dude as it's mother hopped on several flights after her water had broken - in the house and teen daughter who simply cannot get enough sex and is a perfect reflection of her mother who also had herself a shot-gun wedding as a consequence of her own knob sessions in the back of someone's truck.

Awesome.