John McCain's mentalism tightened it's grip on his intelligence today forcing him into a bizarre move that has provoked a deluge of American football metaphors."McCain asks for Time-Out"; "McCain fumbles the ball"; "McCain's Hail-Mary" and a couple of other observations including, "McCain is a freakin' nut job," which came from 34 year old newspaper stall holder from Queens, NY, Tony McGillicuddy, "No disrespect, all due respect, forgeddaboutit" he went on to say.
What's occurred is this people: John McCain reckons that the economic crisis is soooooo serious that ALL Presidential Campaigning must cease and desist so both candidates can relocate to Washington and concentrate 100% of preventing Merca from slipping into another Great Depression.
A sphincter says what??
What was supposed to happen was that Obama and McCain were going to agree to release a joint statement both recognising the gravity of the situation and both agreeing that the problem superseded partisan politics and they would both be on hand when called for to help the money dudes in Washington if they were required. That was what was meant to happen.
Instead, John McCain decided to go on TV instead before this statement was released and called for both candidates to cease campaigning until this crisis was abated and the first Presidential debate scheduled for this Friday night in Mississippi to be postponed.
Obamarama, taken slightly aback by this move, was then obliged to make his own statement in which is said, "what the fuck is wrong with you Grandpa?" I'm paraphrasing here, but that's essentially what he said. He also reminded McCain that a President really ought to be able to multi-task.
Being President is not like those fights in Bruce Lee movies where you just have to deal with one adversary at a time....me thinks McCain knows this, but felt he had no choice but to try and stall the debate on Friday as he knows his poll numbers are plummeting and he's only going to make it worse by appearing on TV live with Obamarama.
By delaying this debate he also gets to delay the VP debates which promise to be quite embarrassing for Palin who has demonstrated quite emphatically that she knows absolutely jack shit about anything apart from how to shoot a moose from a helicopter.
Other factors may be in play also in calling for this time-out. He may have run out of money. Even if he was desperately needed in Washington, there's no reason to stop his Ad Campaign, in fact it would make sense to increase their frequency. He may also have had some horrible nasty cancerous growth appear somewhere about his person and is stalling for time before he accepts he needs to pull out of this campaigning nonsense before he drops down dead.
Whatever the motives for this bizarre stunt, it's got noffin to do with Wall Street's collapse. I personally hope he'll be dead soon and feel not an ounce of shame for saying such a thing. America is chock full of people willing to whore out their dignity for monies and power, but they usually never make any attempts at denying it. John McCain has constantly been bleating on to whoever he can get to listen to him about raising the bar for decency and integrity, yet in the last few weeks has set new records in selling out.
He's an absolute disaster zone. He crashed five planes during his time in the US Navy and had he not been held as a POW he would surely have crashed many many more. Given the opportunity, the damage he could do to all of us doesn't bare thinking about. He makes George W. Bush seem accomplished, honourable and not a total cunt, that's how much of a catastrophe he is.
Other factors may be in play also in calling for this time-out. He may have run out of money. Even if he was desperately needed in Washington, there's no reason to stop his Ad Campaign, in fact it would make sense to increase their frequency. He may also have had some horrible nasty cancerous growth appear somewhere about his person and is stalling for time before he accepts he needs to pull out of this campaigning nonsense before he drops down dead.
Whatever the motives for this bizarre stunt, it's got noffin to do with Wall Street's collapse. I personally hope he'll be dead soon and feel not an ounce of shame for saying such a thing. America is chock full of people willing to whore out their dignity for monies and power, but they usually never make any attempts at denying it. John McCain has constantly been bleating on to whoever he can get to listen to him about raising the bar for decency and integrity, yet in the last few weeks has set new records in selling out.
He's an absolute disaster zone. He crashed five planes during his time in the US Navy and had he not been held as a POW he would surely have crashed many many more. Given the opportunity, the damage he could do to all of us doesn't bare thinking about. He makes George W. Bush seem accomplished, honourable and not a total cunt, that's how much of a catastrophe he is.
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