In what respect Charlie?

9/12/2008 08:28:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /



Chief Brody's, "we're gonna need a bigger boat" line from Jaws is now part of the lexicon and indicates a problem that appears to be significantly larger than was first thought. I'd now like to see Sarah Palin's nervous and panicky response in this video to the question regarding the Bush Doctrine, "In what respect Charlie?" also permeate into our lexicon as the default response to a question we either don't know the answer to, don't understand or don't know the meaning of some of the words contained in the question.

For example, for my male readers, the next time your girlfriend asks you "where your relationship is going" - a baffling question - simply answer, "in what respect Charlie?" She'll be forced to elaborate, but won't be able to cause it's a question that means nothing, it's simply something women have heard on Friends and feel obligated to ask every few weeks.

This interview is rather terrifying because it's a legitimate and important question and warrants a comprehensive answer. This Gibson dude was selected by the Republicans to spoon feed Palin questions she could answer authoritatively and confidently in order to assuage any doubts the Mercan public may have about her lack of foreign policy experience making her a dangerously irresponsible choice as VP.

Despite this, and to the interviewers credit, he destroys her. She is clearly out of her depth and knows absolutely jack shit about anything. Christ in a dark blue cocktail frock, she even alludes to offering out Russia for a "nucular" exchange! Her first real interview and she's wanting to nuke Russia. It's like listening to a Miss America contestant calling for world peace, just here she appears to be calling for the end of the world.

The Bush doctrine might not be something the average Mercan Joe or Josephine knows anything about, but the potential 45th President of the frooking United States should understand what it refers to, which is his insistence that Merca has the right to tear into any sovereign nation anywhere if he thinks they're sponsoring or harbouring 'tourists.'

It's possible I'm still asleep at the moment and this hasn't actually happened. Sarah Palin might not even exist. I did see another video earlier of John McCain being grilled by Whoopie Goldberg where he refers to Abraham Lincoln as a founding father! I must be asleep or in a coma.

If I am I ought to be able to bring anyone into my dream...so I'm gonna see if the weather girl from ITV is in my bathroom now soaping herself up. If she isn't god help us all.

The end.


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2 comments:

Comment by Unknown on 13 September 2008 at 12:17

I must say, i quite fancy Sarah Palin to be honest. I've always had a thing for redheads and for women who wear glasses.

Comment by Rich on 13 September 2008 at 16:51

You have a thing for anything even remotely sexual. I bet you have wet dreams about Eva Braun too.

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