Murray mincer

9/09/2008 12:05:00 am / The truth was spoken by Rich /

Let's be fair to Andy Murray, he may look and behave like a Muppet, he may be a sweaty both literally and cockney-ryhming-slangally, but he's OK at tennis. OK as compared to the really really good players.

Unfortunately for the whiny jock he has the "British" media distorting any sense of perspective he might have on his chances of beating truly world class tennis-smiths like Roger Federer in an actual important final.

Like Amir Khan, little Tim Henman and even littler Tom Daley to name but three, Andy Murray has been hyped to the eye-balls as a legitimate member of the tennis elite, but in real terms is no such thing.


The idea that he was going to win this US Open thingy was as barmy a notion as Tom Daley winning a medal in Beijing. Why was little Tommy even there incidentally?

For experience? What experience, how to lose really really a lot. Reminiscent of Theo Walcott's baffling sojourn in the previous world cup squad, that one. Waste of everyone's time. He could have stayed at home at least until his balls had dropped.

Murray is not necessarily a waste of everyone's time, but he's not ever going to win a Grand Slam. I don't know much about tennis, but I know that. It's OK to abandon him though English media..he's Scottish, he's very insistant about his Jocklitude.

I accept that there's no one else to follow as we speak. But what about that little English girl who's good instead? The one who won the Wimbledon junior thing this year after beating that very strong junior lesbian in the final. I forget her name, but you know who I mean, oui?

She's defo English anywhoo and in four or five years may have a legitimate shot and being only the second heterosexual female to win Wimbledon in nearly a century. Just when she arrives on the professional scene, go easy on the poor girl. Don't speculate on her becoming queen of the galaxy after only one season. Easy.

I've said my piece, I'll bid you good day.

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