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Just been watching some silly corporate nonsense on Sky Sports News about respect in football. How fat is Eamon Holmes? Dear lord, I bet he eats pheasant every meal at all the corporate lunches he attends, quaffing red wine and eating cheese cake by the kilo.

A sky initiative it was, i.e. total tosh bollocks. They own football now then I take it? Sky are the reason there is no respect in the game. All the monies they've ploughed into the pockets of footballers has allowed them all to behave as if they're above the law, because they are. A silly players charter won't change that.

How can Sky ask players to love each other and the officials but continue to hype up every game to ridiculous proportions, working everyone up into a frenzy, having CGI images of team captains dressed as Gladiators fighting in a ring of flames roaring at each other with tigers leaping out of pits and ending with Steven Gerrard lancing Wayne Rooney in the throat with his trident with not even a hint of irony about it?

I personally don't care about encouraging respect in the game and a healthy rapport and dialogue between referees players and managers. That kind of language makes me feel like vomiting. I would just like to see Ashley Cole getting sent off for being a nasty arrogant cunt and the numerous leg breakers in the league told to fuck off for half a season or so, possibly all it.

It's quite simple really. You don't need an afternoon of prawn sandwiches and discussion to figure out how to clean the game up a bit. That's what I always say and you can quote me.