I got a text message this morning at about 6am from Keesha. "Oh no he di-ent!! It's Biden," was all it said. I tuned into to CNN but they were discussing whether or not sweetcorn gives you cancer (it doesn't apparently).
Sure as eggs is eggs though the breaking news was scrambled all over the networks soon after. Barack Obama had indeed chosen a walking disaster as his running mate. Ill fated is as Joe Biden does. Heavens to Betsy just dissect his name:
Every twenty years or so something terrible happens to him and as fate would have it, his last personal nightmare was in 1988 when he suffered two brain aneurysms. He was running for President that year (gulp!) and during his campaign was even accused of plagiarising Neil Kinnock (gasp!).
I shit you not - Neil Kinnock!! Suspicions were first aroused in a speech highlighting Libya's sponsorship of terrorism when he referred to Colonel Gaddafi as "boy-o."
About twenty years prior to that his wife and daughter were killed in a car accident and as a ten year old poor Joe was relocated by his parents along with his sister and three brothers to Newcastle, Delaware. Newcastle is Newcastle where ever you are in the world, especially in Delaware. Poor lad.
Biden is a Captain in the fake Army 0r National Guard - whatever they call it over there and serves in the JAG Corps. He was set to be deployed to Iraq in October, 2008. I'm sure that won't happen now and we can only hope that a disaster has been averted and the chain broken as he would surely have been blown to pieces or at least lost a leg or something during that tour.
Sure as eggs is eggs though the breaking news was scrambled all over the networks soon after. Barack Obama had indeed chosen a walking disaster as his running mate. Ill fated is as Joe Biden does. Heavens to Betsy just dissect his name:
'Bi' from Latin, earlier dui-, related to Greek di- ‘two.’ 'Den' from old Norse: dyn (noun), dysnja ‘disaster.’
Every twenty years or so something terrible happens to him and as fate would have it, his last personal nightmare was in 1988 when he suffered two brain aneurysms. He was running for President that year (gulp!) and during his campaign was even accused of plagiarising Neil Kinnock (gasp!).I shit you not - Neil Kinnock!! Suspicions were first aroused in a speech highlighting Libya's sponsorship of terrorism when he referred to Colonel Gaddafi as "boy-o."
About twenty years prior to that his wife and daughter were killed in a car accident and as a ten year old poor Joe was relocated by his parents along with his sister and three brothers to Newcastle, Delaware. Newcastle is Newcastle where ever you are in the world, especially in Delaware. Poor lad.
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Biden is a Captain in the fake Army 0r National Guard - whatever they call it over there and serves in the JAG Corps. He was set to be deployed to Iraq in October, 2008. I'm sure that won't happen now and we can only hope that a disaster has been averted and the chain broken as he would surely have been blown to pieces or at least lost a leg or something during that tour.
Even if he is spared physical disaster, the opportunities for political disaster are plentiful with this selection. Biden encouraged Democaratic big chinned loser John Kerry to pick John McCain as his running mate in the last election!How are they going to explain that one away? He told the country and anyone else who would listen earlier this year that 'Barack Obama was not ready to be President,' during the Democratic Presidential nominee debates when he himself was candidate! He voted in favour of the invasion of Iraq! He's a Roman Catholic! The list goes on and on.
If he weren't so obviously damned he'd be a great choice, but without question he has been forsaken. Even if the messianic qualities of Barack Obama can deliver him from his fate, they still have to overcome these very sticky political hypocrisies. I have faith in Obamarama and his audacity of hope...and of course John McCain will probably choose an equally questionable running mate in Mitt Romney who is a Mormon and thinks Jesus came from outta space,...but have laid Joe Biden in the "Next VP" market on Betfair all the same. I suggest you do the same.
An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered. --Proverbs 11:9
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