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England have utterly shit goalkeepers. Fabio Capello has a tricky selection here and should approach from the south, the lower leagues. I think by now David James, Paul Robinson and the rest of the Anthill mob have proven that they cannot be depended on.

Shooooooooooowarly, the goalkeeping position is the one position where choosing a lower league player might actually have some benefits simply because they're called upon more often. Defenses in the lower leagues are tosh, so a goalkeeper faces more action no?

There must be one honest to goodness goalkeeper somewhere plying his trade in the dregs of the lower leagues free from all the Premiership pretenses who can oust David James so we may never have to look upon his ridiculous hair cuts again or have to tolerate his god awful attempts at sounding big and clever. While he may think he's intelligent and can assure him he is not.

Anyone who earns the nickname Calamity James - and he really did earn it - is lacking something upstairs. And you can tell him from me that his painting and reading poetry is fooling no one.

Of course, this is none of my business as when it comes to international football I'm a Mexican, but I thought I'd mention this anyway. Just saying is all.