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I'm not a fan of conservationists. I find them narrow minded cardigan wearing wastes of everyones time. I've been reading today how primates are now endangered, mostly through deforestation, but increasing through "hunting for food!"

Hunting for food? Is that not what is otherwise known as the food chain? Dudes living in a rain forest can't buy lasagna-for-one at their nearest Morrisons. This is evolution..survival of the fittest. If monkey's are being eaten into extinction by man, then I' m afraid that is natural selection. Nature has selected these ugly noisy bastards for elimination.

Prior to the genesis of our species surely there were cabillions of other species that became extinct for one reason or another. Why are monkeys so special? How does a conservationist determine which species he's going to save on any given day? Why doesn't he instead get a real fucking job and let mother nature take care of the planet?

Deforestation is natural selection, because we do it ..and we're a species just like orang-utans and marmosets. If these disease spreading red-arsed monsters were meant to remain on this planet, they would be able to drive diggers like us. They can't. Tough.

Panda's..blagh..you know how I feel about Panda's, fucking time wasters. Panda's, tigers, primates..they might look cute, gracious and majestic in their natural habitat to some people, but that's no reason to try and keep them alive. Sentiment has nothing to do with it.

It's not up to us which species evolve and which disappear...we'd be far better served trying to keep our own species going than worrying about what's occuring with the monkey's. If we increase their number and I end up catching a plague spread by their shit then I'm heading straight over to the house of my nearest conservationist and I'm biting him in the face.

Primates...geeertcha!