Sunday news

8/03/2008 05:14:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /

My sleeping pattern has gone completely bandy again. I got up at 9.30pm yesterday! I was planning on heading up to Luton today to play the £150 PLHE, but I didn't wake up in time.

I would have had to leave about 4pm. Not many PLHE games around so I very annoyed at myself and shall be delivering a stern reprimanding to myself later on this evening.

* * *

It's great to see convicted rapist, harasser and stalker of women, habitual liar and general whack-job Barry George released from prison and a free man again.

Just because a man has a conviction for rape and has 600 pictures of a certain individual hidden away and an obsession with guns and just happened to be in the street of the person when they were shot, doesn't mean he's guilty.

He is guilty of course, but it doesn't mean he is. Obviously the justice dudes didn't stall all attempts to provide Mr George with a re-trial because they knew he was guilty, but also knew he'd be released if there were a re-trial and just wanted him to serve some time at least for popping a cap in Jill Dando's face.

Fortunately now he's out the News of the World will pay him thousands and thousands of pounds and he'll enjoy the celebrity he's always craved and all will be right with the world. I see little or not chance that for example, he'll be back in jail within a year after raping another woman in a stair well. I just can't see that happening at all.

* * *

I've got some water melon. It's supposed to be the most thirst quenching fruit. It's also supposed to have the same uplifting effects as Viagra. I think you have to eat quite a lot of it though. I've had five whole melons today and I'll be harder than the Guardian Cryptic Crossword until Wednesday. Fun times.

* * *

As we speak Arsenal have just been awarded a penalty against Real Madrid. I do not like our new kit. Do you hear me people? We wear white sleeves. WHITE, not a strip of white like Charlton. Herbert Chapman wanted our shirts to recognisable from behind. Unique. I could cope with the loss of the old badge and I could accept the move away from Highbury (god bless it, weep) but I will not accept a strip that makes us look like every other team who play in red. Rest assured I've emailed in.

We scored. Adebayor top corner. I don't like him and would have been happy to see the back of him this summer. Who in the world of fuck does he think he is, that he can hold THE Arsenal to ransom just because he scored over 30 goals in one season? Had he really been worth the money he demanded he would have scored 50+. Bastard. He's only decided to stay because the other teams realised he was actually pretty average just in time.

I'm off to the Pigeons soon. That is all.

Labels: , , ,

0 comments:

Post a Comment