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After an appalling weekend's wagering and drinking far too much from the boot, today is a new dawn, a new day....and I'm feeling good.

My queasiness and fat head this morning were almost instantly eased by the news that Mr Orange has been told in no uncertain terms to fuck off. In Germany they call it schadenfreude...here in my house, we just say HA HA.


This is a wonderful way to start a new week and such an important week with Cheltenham now just hours away. Like applying a cool and soothing balm to ones anus after being raped by a Catholic priest - metaphorically speaking. And if the good people at Hull City can appoint Steve Coppell as their new manager later this afternoon, my catharsis will be complete and I can wake at the crack of noon tomorrow, cry havoc and release the dogs of war.

These are obviously your winners tomorrow;

1:30 - Supreme Novices Hurdle - Oscar Whisky
2:05 - Arkle Chase - Riverside Theatre
2:40 - William Hill H'Cap Chase - Exmoor Ranger
3:20 - Champion Hurdle - Khyber Kim
4:00 - Too drunk by now, drinking heavily from the boot and making suggestive comments to various females.

Good luck with all your bets.