No wonder my car is always so caked in bird shit. Look at these photos. I was almost covered in shit myself after taking them. I'm trembling with fear as we speak. There must be about two thousand of them per flock. Say five or six flocks..that's 350,000,000 starlings!!
Too close for comfort: no word of a lie, I could actually hear the plops of shit hitting the ground as these ten thousand starlings emptied their payloads without so much as a thought to how much this is costing me in cash-wash visits
Labels:
Bastards,
Not Awesome
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