So in real terms I'd say the three most pressing issues facing the UK Kingdom of England and Great England are probably; the recession, the war in Afghanistan and currently, the freakin' weather, possibly in that order too.
Who do we have in our Government charged with steering us clear of danger on these three fronts? Come on now, hands up who can name the three Government Ministers in whom we have entrusted our monies, our military, our ability to drive to the shops....our very lives?
Alistair Darling is obviously Chancellor. That one's easy peasy. No need to worry there, we've got an Economic whizz snowed in at Number 11. Phewwwy. And if he gets stuck with his sums he can pop next door and ask the man who caused all this shit what he should do.
"I only know how to lobby management for longer tea breaks": Bob Ainsworth struggling to remain calm yesterdayYou may be two for two, but I bet you don't get the last one. Who's the Transport Minister? I didn't know until just now when he was on the news. This is no word of a lie, yesterday I was watching Prime Ministers Questions accidentally and I eye-balled a young man sat a few seats down from Gordon Brown looking totally out of place.
Who in the name of fuck is that I said to myself. He looked about 14, like his testicles had barely descended, possibly he was on a school trip. Maybe he'd won one of those competitions the kids have. But no...
Sadiq Khan: The frookin' Transport Minister yesterdayWe're fucked aren't we. These three will see us all dead within weeks. This is where we're at now with politicians. The entire House of Commons is chock full of career politicians. Never been anywhere, never done anything significant, wear the right tie, say the right thing, David Cameron clone type destroy the nation politicians. They know nothing about nothing and being exposed to them is far more dangerous than being exposed to the elements in flimsy clothing and sandals will ever be.
Good luck everyone.
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