Oh do fuck orf

3/27/2009 08:56:00 am / The truth was spoken by Rich /


Gordon Brown is going to take some time out from destroying the country to open discussions with the Queen about reforming the Monarchy. What this means is they're going to tweak their cosy little arrangement allowing the Royal family to continue to enjoy their privileged lifestyle and the Government to do what it wants without any checks or balances.

The plans are to give female Royals equal succession rights and Catholics the right to marry into the Royal family (seriously American readers, Catholics still cannot marry into our Royal family). But I've got a better idea. How about we get rid of the fucking inbred, sausage breathed parasites altogether?

Evening things up within the family doesn't alter the fact that the Monarchy as an institution is by definition discriminatory. Prince William for example; let's assume for the sake of argument that his father is Prince Charles and not some random gardener or chauffeur...why should he enjoy a more privileged lifestyle than me simply because the pussy they pulled him out of belonged to a woman who was married to Prince Charles?

It's a completely redundant institution and an expensive one. It's undemocratic and the argument that we should keep them around because they're a tourist attraction is both superficial and bollocks. Tourists don't come over here to have their pictures taken with the Queen, they take pictures of Buckingham Palace but they're not expecting to see the Queen.

I like the Queen in as much as she seems like a fairly approachable and normal person for a sovereign and she keeps her nose out politically, but if there was any real equality in this country she'd be working in a library now or Tescos.

And it gets worse. Prince Charles is far more opinionated than his Mam and almost all of his opinions are utterly detached from reality. We elect about half of our Parliament and on top of that we have a family of German parasites whose idea of playing fair is admit Catholics into their gene pool. I say NO gosh darn it. NO MORE. If you want reform, let's have proper reform.

I'd rather we had a brutally fascist dictator in charge than the mess we've got now. I'll settle for a President though. Can we not be a Republic pleeeease? Can we not? And can we have a cool President like Obama? As it stands our children and our childrens children are not only being burdoned with a Scottish meglomaniancs debts, but also an institution which tells them that they are not equal, that they have their place in society and better bally well accept it.

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