An intriguing night of US politics if you're into that sort of thing. More interesting from a punting standpoint than a political and ideological one but an intriguing night non the less. I had many cups of tea while it all unfolded. I'm using unrefined Molasses cane sugar in my tea I don't mind telling you and unlike Chelsea Clinton it's very very tasty.
So here's the thing then. Hillary won a state - Indiana and Obamarama won a state - North Carolina. Stalemate? Not so. Barack was always meant to win North Carolina, but not by miles and he did win by miles - miles and miles.
In Indiana, even though I always sneakily felt Obama would win, he was never favourite and a decent sized winning margin for Medusa was predicted by all and sundry - especially those punting on Betfair who had Barack at 80/1 at one point early in the night. People laying these odds ought not to be allowed money for their own safety.
By about 5am he was down to 2.0 on the exchanges and Hillary's winning margin was 51%-49% down from about 67%-33% when the initial results started peculating into the various news networks election special headquarter's's's.
Silly silly people. She is of course, as she was even before yesterday, in an impossible position and I'm not talking about the obscene bedroom gymnastic sBill probably forces her into since he was weened off his intern addiction.
By about 5am he was down to 2.0 on the exchanges and Hillary's winning margin was 51%-49% down from about 67%-33% when the initial results started peculating into the various news networks election special headquarter's's's.
Silly silly people. She is of course, as she was even before yesterday, in an impossible position and I'm not talking about the obscene bedroom gymnastic sBill probably forces her into since he was weened off his intern addiction.
To use a footballing analogy, she has as much chance of winning this vote as Arsenal have of becoming champions this season. Now for the females and homosexuals amongst my readership let me just explain that Arsenal are 4 points behind Manchester United with only one game remaining in the season which offers only 3 points.
To continue the footballing analogy, and please bear with me girls and er..girls; her only chance of winning now despite being behind in delegates, popular votes, states won and everything else, is if she pulls a similar stunt to the one the Henry Norris masterminded for the Arsenal in 1913.Arsenal having finished only fifth in division 2 were promoted to the first division at the expense of Tottenham who finished bottom of the first division, on the strength of a "special vote" agreed upon by Mr Norris and the Brian Berwick of the day in the gentleman's clubs of West London (they still haven't forgiven us for that you know)....so Hillary would have to meet the super super dooper delegates in a multi-story car park or something in the wee small hours of the night and thrash out a deal...i.e suck many many cocks.
This option is more realistic than her winning by accumulating more votes, but due to her being a lesbian and the fact that as nice as a blowie can be, her mouth just doesn't seem that inviting, I can't see it happening.
Eeek: You wouldn't would you?She's quite capable of dragging this thing out until August however, but I'm starting to wonder if she might now just give up. The money should dry up and the super dooper delegate dudes should abandon her now and with any luck, all sense of hope and desire to continue living as well.
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