Urrgh, I feel horrible today. I'm been the picture of good health for weeks, I spend one morning in hospital and I'm fucked now. My throat feels like it's had a horses cock thrusting up and down it for a several hours.
They locked me in a box you know, a glass sound proof box to do some respiratory tests. They didn't explain why I needed to be in there. I think they wanted me to stop talking. It was kinda claustrophobic in there. I kept thinking about that Austrian woman. I bet her throat was quite sore too.
I've got a taste for strepsals now. The cherry ones. Just so you know.
They locked me in a box you know, a glass sound proof box to do some respiratory tests. They didn't explain why I needed to be in there. I think they wanted me to stop talking. It was kinda claustrophobic in there. I kept thinking about that Austrian woman. I bet her throat was quite sore too.
I've got a taste for strepsals now. The cherry ones. Just so you know.
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You could have thrush. Where you been sticking your tongue?
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