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I was refunded £20 from my £55 Yankee debacle. I'm not sure how that works considering West Brom took a sound thrashing, and the other three games were postponed, but hey ho, I do so love finding money, it's one of my five favourite things - better than Lego but not quite as good as tits.

So anyway, I've invested it shrewdly on the following shot in the dark; It's a Trixie (who comes up with these names for bets?) Everton to somehow find a way of winning HT/FT, Blackburn to win in normal time and Nottingham Forest to win also in normal time. I fail to see how that bet isn't awesome.

I also bought a lottery ticket earlier when I was out buying cheeseburgers. I'm so bored of not being a millionaire, are you? It's probably only a £3m jackpot, but it's enough to keep me in cheeseburgers forever and that's all I want from life.

I know it's a long shot, but it's a week for positive thinking. I won't become UK Amateur Poker Champion on Sunday by not believing myself capable of overturning odds of 14 million to 1, that's what I always say.