Mardi Gras

2/24/2009 04:10:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /


Happy Fat Toosday everyone. Oh how proud and appreciative Jesus would be that we honour his endurance in the desert and his refusal to bow to Satan's temptations, by eating pancakes and wolf whistling at college girls who get their tits out in New Orleans.

For lent I will mostly be giving up losing money in sports wagers. For the next forty days I shall only be placing winning bets. Starting with this evening's Champions League fixtures. I haven't actually put together my wager just yet, but I should imagine I'll win thousands.

* I did not win thousands.

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