How can you just decide to convert to another religion? How how how? Surely, by definition, a faith cannot be abandoned, otherwise it's not a faith. And if you accept that your initial faith was in fact delusional nonsense, you can't then adopt some other religious doctrine as your guiding light because in order to have faith it has to be unyielding, but by abandoning your first religion you have already proven to yourself that you are a mincing yielder. Oui?You can't after 40 years, wake up on a Sunday morning, turn to your horrible wife with her hideous clowns mouth and say, Oooh shit, I've seen the light, my religion is bollocks, I better pick another one quick. You can't have faith twice. Religious fruit cakes only argument for living their lives according to a series of Chinese whispers and myths, is faith: I don't need real life scientific proof because I have a faith; I believe. So what will Tony Blair's justification be now for converting to Catholicism? It can't be faith, cause he had that before and decided it was bollocks.
It can only be cause he felt a few Hail Mary's will make amends for his Iraq errors. But no, there's surely not enough years left in the mans life to complete the requisite number of Hail Mary's to atone for starting a war with men in sandals. It must be because he's bored and wants a bit of publicity. If this is the case, he ought to have converted to Islam, this would have been an interesting move and confused that Alan Qaeda fella with the added bonus that he'd have the authority to install some discipline in that woman of his and insist she wear a nice thick burka so the rest of us don't have to look at her. That's what I always say.
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