I don't wish to discuss the significance of Arsenal's result tonight, but I would like to comment on the non-entity at Arsenal who didn't get enough hugs as a child who's decided his band of stretcher carriers ought to be called Pitch Rescue. With the exception of Ruud Van Nistlerooy a few seasons ago, since when does a fucking footballer need rescuing?People caught in avalanches need rescuing. People on sinking ships need rescuing. Fucks sake, what's wrong with some people? Give them fluorescent jackets and ear pieces and they think they're the Thunderbirds.
I love Arsenal but this is just embarrassing. This is worse than the security guard who thinks he's head of the Corporation. Can't let you in here sir, not without written authorisation, more than my jobs worth. Pitch fucking Rescue, Jesus!
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