Cause I'm naturally so funny I don't often tell jokes, so I'm not sure how old this one is. I'm not even 100% sure it's funny, but at this time of the night it's made me laugh. I'm full of night nurse though, see what you think.
Tiger Woods pulls up at a petrol station and the attendant dude comes out to fill his car up. As the boy Woods leans over to unscrew his petrol cap a couple of golf tees fall out of his breast pocket. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Woodsey. "Fuck me," says the attendant, "BMW think of everything don't they."
Tiger Woods pulls up at a petrol station and the attendant dude comes out to fill his car up. As the boy Woods leans over to unscrew his petrol cap a couple of golf tees fall out of his breast pocket. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Woodsey. "Fuck me," says the attendant, "BMW think of everything don't they."
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