Even the Universe needs a little help

3/25/2007 06:43:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /

I like the idea of there being a law of attraction. When you really want something the universe conspires to help you achieve it. You don't need to know the how, you just need to want it.

However, calling a 15,000 all-in raise with nothing but two over-cards and a back door flush for your whole tournament and expecting the universe to bail you out is taking the piss and I feel I should apologise to the universe for calling it a lying teasing cunt after my spectacular exit this afternoon.

In retrospect, getting beaten at poker and then calling the universe a cunt while people look at me all confused, has real comedy value. "He throws his bloody chips away and he's blaming the galaxy? Silly fucker", they cried in unison in that horrible farmer Pickles country bumpkin twang people have round these parts. "Oi 'arry, this bloke ear, eezs only gone and blamed the milky way for playing poker like a drunken spastic", they also cried out.

They may scoff, but they won't be fucking laughing when me and the universe cook up another foot and mouth outbreak. I'd like to see them laugh at my faith in the universe then as their farms are going up in flames and the night sky is lit up by firey pyres full of their diseased livestock.

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1 comments:

Jayne on 25 March 2007 at 22:27

Never mind petal, at least you have your health.... oh.

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