You know you've encountered truly exception levels of stupidity when you can't even explain the encounter verbally. This particular example, involved poor driving. Or rather poor not driving.
Here, look at this diagram:
OK, so these are the traffic lights in the centre of Cartoon Town where I wish I didn't live. The lights turn green and I'm wanting to turn left. BUT...But, I can't cause some f*cking twat has stopped right in the middle of the f*cking road because the other set of traffic lights are obviously on red. Do you understand what I mean?
What's happened here is that this man has obviously approached the traffic lights, seen them change to amber, but instead of stopping, he's thought to himself, I can just shoot through before they change to red...but by the time he's whizzed through the crossroads the lights have changed and he's decided to stop right there in the middle of the fucking road waiting for them to change again.
It's hard to comprehend how stupid this man must be to do this. How does he think myself and other road users approaching from the other direction are supposed to drive down that road if he's blocking it? You either stop at the stop line, or you go. You don't stop at the other f*cking end just cause by the time you get there the lights have changed to red. Arggghhhh!!
I beeped at him to tell him to move, and his passenger stuck her f*cking ugly boat race out of her window and shouted "it's on red dickhead."
YOU'RE CALLING ME...SHE'S CALLING ME A DICKHEAD???? This cuntfaced imbred bag of monkey jizz has parked his fucking Fiat Punto in everyone's way and his passenger is calling ME a dick head!
I followed this retard for two miles hoping he would stop so I could explain to him that in fact, it was he who was the dick head, but he didn't stop and I gave up. It's no wonder people are killed in road race attacks. To me anyone who's this stupid deserves to die so they don't pollute the gene pool. You don't want people like this giving birth to furher generations of morons. Natural selection demands that these people be battered to death by the road side with a steering lock.
Please judges, go easy on anyone who has killed because of these kinds of encounters. It is perfectly understandable.
What's happened here is that this man has obviously approached the traffic lights, seen them change to amber, but instead of stopping, he's thought to himself, I can just shoot through before they change to red...but by the time he's whizzed through the crossroads the lights have changed and he's decided to stop right there in the middle of the fucking road waiting for them to change again.
It's hard to comprehend how stupid this man must be to do this. How does he think myself and other road users approaching from the other direction are supposed to drive down that road if he's blocking it? You either stop at the stop line, or you go. You don't stop at the other f*cking end just cause by the time you get there the lights have changed to red. Arggghhhh!!
I beeped at him to tell him to move, and his passenger stuck her f*cking ugly boat race out of her window and shouted "it's on red dickhead."
YOU'RE CALLING ME...SHE'S CALLING ME A DICKHEAD???? This cuntfaced imbred bag of monkey jizz has parked his fucking Fiat Punto in everyone's way and his passenger is calling ME a dick head!
I followed this retard for two miles hoping he would stop so I could explain to him that in fact, it was he who was the dick head, but he didn't stop and I gave up. It's no wonder people are killed in road race attacks. To me anyone who's this stupid deserves to die so they don't pollute the gene pool. You don't want people like this giving birth to furher generations of morons. Natural selection demands that these people be battered to death by the road side with a steering lock.
Please judges, go easy on anyone who has killed because of these kinds of encounters. It is perfectly understandable.
1 comments:
Have you phoned Crimewatch to report this cretin? He needs to be caught.
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