Come back beer, all is forgiven

7/05/2007 11:01:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /




I recently went in search of a replacement for beer as I'm in my thirties and I felt it was time I progressed to a more sophisticated tipple. I needn't have bothered. Wine, whiskey, real ale; they have their places, but only beer is appropriate in all occasions at all times of the day.

Beer is like a wee puppy: loyal, unconditionally loving, protective and kept in the kitchen. Sod trying to look sophisticated, give me a pint of your finest fizzy lager any time of the day or night bar keep. I'm sorry I deserted you, let's never fight again.

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