Well, it's actually his arse - US of A President, George W. Bush is to have a Colonoscopy on Saturday. As the procedure requires sedation, the US constitution requires a transfer of power to the Vice-President Dick Cheney until he regains full consciousness.Quite how they will know when he has regained full consciousness is another matter, but anyway, this is a truly terrifying prospect. Dick Cheney is without a shadow of a doubt, the most evil man on the planet at the moment. All those times George W. Bush thought he was talking to God about invading Iraq, he was actually just talking to Cheney on the intercom.
There really is no guaranteeing when power is transferred to him, that he will give it back when the time comes, sometime on Sunday, when medical boffins will have determined that Bush surely must have regained full cognisance by now.
No wonder I've had this deep sense of foreboding recently. I assumed it was just the biblical quantities of rain we've had, but now I see it's something infinitely worse. Cheney let's not forget; shot his friend Harry Whittington in the face and he ended up apologising to the Vice-President for all the trouble the episode had caused! Expect the Iraq war to have escalated and an invasion of Russia to have begun by the early hours of Sunday morning.
A Colonoscopy is considered the best way to examine the colon and to find and remove any polyps. The procedure, performed regularly, is thought to reduce the risk of colon cancer by up to 90%. More than two million are performed anally in the US. I mean annually.
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So did he make it ?
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