Thinly veiled beastiality ménage à trois story

7/20/2008 05:06:00 pm / The truth was spoken by Rich /

This reminds me of those stories you hear from A&E doctors about people who show up with light bulbs up their arses and hoover nozzles attached to their twadgers. "oh I erm..I was doing some house work in the nude and I fell onto my hoover cock first."

Clearly this woman was engaged in a threesome with these beasts and became overwhelmed. Her son being close by is equally suspicious and sordid.

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An Australian woman has been saved by a pet dog which leapt to her aid after she was attacked by a large kangaroo, her son has said.

The marsupial assaulted Rosemary Neal, 65, at her farm near Mudgee in New South Wales, 265km (160 miles) north-west of Sydney, her son, Darren, said.

"The kangaroo just jumped up and launched straight at her," he said.

"My dog heard her screaming and bolted down and chased him off. If it wasn't for the dog, she'd probably be dead."

Mrs Neal was taken to hospital with concussion and cuts to her face, hands and back, her son said.

He added that the area had been overrun by kangaroos in recent years.

Kangaroos are widespread across Australia. Most species are not considered aggressive toward humans.

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