The award for cunt of the now goes to Richard Keys for his completely unveiled dislike of all things Arsenal on display now on Sky Sports one as we speak.You hairy bastard. When arsenal have dominated a game at the Emirates but end up at half-time one goal down, we're accused of wasting chances, trying to score the perfect goal and incapable of putting teams away, while the other side is commended for taking it's chance when it came.
When it's Arsenal who have been dominated away from home but end up scoring and leading at half-time we're just lucky and the home side, in this case Aston Villa, are considered to be unfortunate.
I met Richard Keys once and asked him why he hates Arsenal so much and he just waved one of his hairy hands at me and claimed to be completely impartial and just a fan of football...well fuck off are you...you wouldn't support Coventry if that was the case. I hope your whole hairy body gets covered in nits you arrogant shit. Never trust a man with no lips, that's what I always say.
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