A woman confessed today that she made up the story that a mugger attacked her as she withdrew monies from an ATM machine and carved a "B" for Barack on her cheek after he saw the McCain bumper sticker on her car.Off the record, a police dude working the case told one of my flying monkeys, "initially our suspicions were aroused by the fact that the 'B' was backwards which may have indicated that she had scratched the letter on her own cheek using a mirror and was too much of a dumb ass to reverse it.
"Our suspicions were further aroused by the fact that she supports John McCain which would indicate an unstable psychological profile and confirm what a dumb ass she is." Apparently it didn't occur to 20 year old Ashley Todd that the police might not just take her word for it and take steps to cancel the election on the grounds that anyone voting for Barack Obama is a potential mugger.
Instead, to her chagrin, they investigated her story (they watched the bank CCTV tapes) and found it to be total bullshit. She will remain on McCain's staff in order that Sarah Palin not be the dumbest member of their campaign team.
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