This maketh me laugh. When will the Germans learn that they are burdened with a dialect that makes all forms of communication other than nationalistic hysterical propaganda rallying incredibly difficult, nay impossible?
There are no German poets for example, romantic sweet nothings are impossible with such a brutal dialect; Say ich liebe dich in the mirror and see how contorted and angry your facial expression becomes.
I think rapping is the most amusing example of how the German language was only ever going to sound appropriate when stirring up religious and ethnic hatred. Read the English translation below, it's hilarious, what a boring story they're telling here. If I didn't have the translation though I'd assume they were a Neo-Nazi gang detailing how they'd solve the Jewish problem if it were up to them
There are no German poets for example, romantic sweet nothings are impossible with such a brutal dialect; Say ich liebe dich in the mirror and see how contorted and angry your facial expression becomes.
I think rapping is the most amusing example of how the German language was only ever going to sound appropriate when stirring up religious and ethnic hatred. Read the English translation below, it's hilarious, what a boring story they're telling here. If I didn't have the translation though I'd assume they were a Neo-Nazi gang detailing how they'd solve the Jewish problem if it were up to them
hi Thomas hi all OK
it's friday again and it's this bar again
and I have to tell you what happened to me
now i see the future in a positive light because i'm an optimist
just a minute, what's going on i'll tell you straight
over the weekend i lost my heart
i met a young woman i really liked a lot
and on saturday at the disco i let the corks pop
she was sort of standin' there and we talked
and i invited her, since she reacted in a certain way
we had a lot of fun, laughed a lot and made a date
we met again and spent the afternoon together
we went to the movies, had another date
and did you take her out, hey it's the thing to do
she's so elegant she's also really something else
you really should meet her because i find her very charming
is it that one there, the one standing by the entrance
or the one there who stole your heart
is it the one there with the heavy sweater on man
no it's the one who can't on friday
congratulations Smudo ra ra ra
you can be sure that i'm happy for you
i'm happy myself and in case you're interested
something quite similar happened to me this weekend
it was sunday and i was drinking tea at a café
and when i saw this pretty creature standing at the counter
i went up to her and ordered tea for her
well i admit i pretended i had some money
but it all went smoothly, what do i have to worry about
because we're talkin' and we make a date for the day after tomorrow
and i wanted to take her to the movies but instead we went out to eat
because she had already seen the movie i thought it was appropriate
to take her to a restaurant, private booth with candlelight
hey of course she didn't have to pick up the check
but she still told me that we're going together
and since then i've been waiting to see her again
is it that one there, the one standing by the entrance
or the one there who stole your heart
is it the one there with the heavy sweater on man
no it's the one who can't on friday
yeah Thomas the two of us have a lot in common
since last weekend the two of us are no longer alone
if you're together with her hey I planned
as soon as possible to get together with her
have fun but there's something that occured to me
why do i have to give her presents all the time
who are you telling that i'm broke again
but my girl now has new clothes in her closet
hey she came to see me recently with a new outfit on
and i was wondering how she could afford that
and i'm free on friday and she's not there
just a minute Smudo there's mine
is it that one there, the one standing by the entrance
what it is is the one there i'm talking about
what the one there and who's this guy
i think that's why she can't on friday
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