The population of an Island paradise have been destroyed by aliens after failing to comply with the visitor's demands to hand over their entire supply of water melon and children.
Initial reports from eye witness accounts say the aliens from the planet Zspastix failed to give the Islanders the universal standard one Earth hour to comply with their demands, instead issuing only three Zspastix Xwanks, which is roughly four seconds in proper money.
Eye witness Xang Twang Gang Bang, 23, spoke of the terror inflicted on the Island by the Xspastix invaders; "a space ship landed and out came this dude, he said his planet had run out of water melon and kids and we had to hand ours over or they'd photon us."Anyone who has seen Star Trek will know that an Earth hour is the minimum any population here should be given to comply with demands from aliens, yet these guys gave us four seconds. That wasn't even enough time for us to shit ourselves."
A spokesman from the Xspastix Empire released a statement expressing their deepest apologies and regrets to the population of Xng in the Indian Ocean for it's loss and blamed the destruction by it's visiting army on an administration error.
"There was a typo in Captain Zxapps orders," read the statement. "He was instructed to allow the Island four Xtwats, which is roughly four Earth days, but the intern who typed out the orders had mistakenly made it Xwanks, which only gave the Island population a few seconds to comply before we melted them. Sorry about that."
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