No doubt many men will have made an extra effort to please their pardner last night and the vast majority I'll wager, will have failed. To be fair, the female genitalia can be a complex and baffling mystery. If this is just a once a year thing you don't really need to research the subject too heavily, and I would certainly not advocate attempting anything oral without further research, but next year when stimulating the "magic button" use a simple technique I've been teaching in my Tuesday night sex clinics. It's called the biro technique.
If you've ever written a phone number or something on the back of your hand in biro you'll have probably tried rubbing it off with your finger. This is basically the same technique one should employ when massaging the pearly treat I can only assume God gave to women as compensation for a lifetime of arduous hoovering. When striving for that holy grail involuntary leg kicking thing women do that looks so funny when you really hit the spot (as it were) simply image yourself rubbing the phone number of your secretary off your hand swiftly before the wife sees it. Watch the video below and good luck.
If you've ever written a phone number or something on the back of your hand in biro you'll have probably tried rubbing it off with your finger. This is basically the same technique one should employ when massaging the pearly treat I can only assume God gave to women as compensation for a lifetime of arduous hoovering. When striving for that holy grail involuntary leg kicking thing women do that looks so funny when you really hit the spot (as it were) simply image yourself rubbing the phone number of your secretary off your hand swiftly before the wife sees it. Watch the video below and good luck.
1 comments:
For even better results, use a permanent marker.
Post a Comment