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It's Gold Cup day and judging by the number of follically challenged men dressed in tweed aimlessley wandering about this region, the head scratching has been intense this year as the racing public strive to solve this irrististable mystery. Fortunately I've cracked it.

People think Denman ran such a poor race at Kempton because of his heart condition. He had a dodgy ticker, then ran a poor race; But oh no, this is just a case of the convenient but logical fallacy post hoc ergo propter hoc (after this, therefore because of this).

Putting two and two together like this rarely makes four. He was woeful because Paul Barber who joint-owns Denman is a Leo and February is the weakest month for Leos. I thought everyone knew this? He was doomed to failure.

Tomorrow's Gold Cup which will be run on Friday the 13th, and also be won by number 13. Neptune Collonges. Neptune rules Pisces, in February as the sun's momentum takes it into Pisces, Neptune Collonge has continually been driven across the line when racing while Neptune rules Pisces.

You can sit there with your silly form guides and your pencils and your biros and your thinking and logic and your silly tellys on which to watch your silly previous races, and you can wear your silly tweeds and have your silly chats about it all, but all of that pales into insignificance next to the power of the universe.

The essential arithmetic here people is that every time Neptune Collonges has raced during Pisces, which up to now in its lifetime has always been in February, but due to the procession of the equinoxes will now be in March, it has won. Ignore the dates they give you in Heat magazine, we're talking about the actual position of planets and stars duh.

This is further illustrated by his improvement in performances in the month of March; March 2006 - Unseated Rider, March 2007 - 8th, March 2008 - 3rd, March 2009 - Winner Cheltenham Gold Cup.

It is set. It is scripture. The universe does not know the meaning of the word barter. One cannot persuade it otherwise. It is written. The universe has decided, so shall it be. After this, therefore because of this and on this occasion it is no fallacy.

**Update: Oh soz, I got my equations wrong, I forgot to carry the one. No, it had no chance. I see what I did wrong now.