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As we speak it looks like the most pro-European country that has involved itself in the European Union is about to reject the Lisbon Treaty. I'm cackling with laughter as we speak. If Ireland, who get absolutely cabillions of Euro's just for being a part of this Union, are rejecting it, then surely that little elite group of eurocrats, bureaucrats and douchbags-ocrats who have continued to pursue this bloody constitution, must now admit defeat, oui?

Gordon Brown of course is a cunt as we know. On the one hand he has devolved power to the Jocks, the Welsh and Norn Iron; effectively dismantling our own Union. But on the other, he wants Great Britain, which to all intents and purposes no longer exists, to become part of much bigger and much more divided European Union. A sphincter says what!

How does that work then? You see now, this EU business has gone as far as it can go. If the United Kingdom has drawn it's last breath, that really ought to be a lesson to us all. We never reconciled our differences with our Celtic neighbours. It's just not possible to ignore centuries of blood shed just so we can all sell each other cheaper apples and a select group of politicians who have seen an opportunity to make mounds and mounds of undeclared monies in various currencies can secure their financial futures and that of three or four future generations of their families. And I'm not just saying all this cause of the possibility of losing Cesc Fabregas in a few years on a Bosman.

England of course has no role to play in the global community and to that end I see that perhaps our Government is scratching around desperately searching for a new identity. But being at the heart of strong European Union is not the answer. It's not possible and no one wants it. We're going the way of Spain and Portugal; once great empires who now have fuck all to do with themselves. However, they have nice weather, so are quite content with their political impotence. They're more than happy sleeping during the day and riding around on scooters in the evening shouting hola at giggling ladies.

We must find an alternative or get some nicer weather. Once we've managed to shake off the Jocks, Welsh and Norn Irish, to be honest, I'd be quite happy seeing us become the 51st state of America. With one or two red-lines and safe guards on irony and sarcasm and a few other caveats, why not? It's no more ridiculous than embracing the Germans and French politically and literally and pretending we don't hate both of them. That's what I always say.