I hate Wimbledon. I hate the crowds. They’re all so nice aren’t they? Tennis isn’t a sport. Darts is more of a sport than tennis. You can say what you like about sports requiring a certain degree of athleticism, but bollocks to that.
It's not the physical demands or skill levels that distinguish games from sports, it’s the crowd. Crowds determine whether it’s a sport or not. By my way of thinking, if you don’t have occasion during the proceedings to shout 'FUCK OFF YOU CUNT' at the top of your voice, then it’s not a sport.
Football, cricket, boxing and even darts - if Wayne Mardle is playing - are all sports. Tennis, snooker, even Rugby are all just games, pass times if you will. If you don’t believe me just look at the photographic evidence below: These are actual comments, made by actual people at actual sporting events. All picked up by hidden microphones planted by my team of researchers.
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