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She claims not to be, but man, she would say that. I knew it, I knew it, I f*cking knew it. Now it all becomes clear. I always said that she was indirectly responsible for Al-Qeada's growth. If Hilary wasn't such a frigid ice queen there never would have been a 9/11, there'd have been no war in Afghanistan and even though Iraq would probably still have been invaded, it might not have been such a mess afterwards because Bill Clinton wouldn't have gone around so frookin horny all the time f*cking everything in a skirt and gotten himself impeached. He even gave Dennis Rodman a rear goosing for f*cks sake.

You see now, if you recall the whole "Black Hawk Down" debacle in 1993 where a bunch of US Rangers and Delta Force "Elite" soldiers got their arses whupped trying to kidnap a few warlords hanging out in a saloon in the Bakaara Market in Mogadishu, Somalia. Clinton got it in the neck from everyone following the investigation into this most typical of US Army fuck ups because, unlike the present fuck up in Iraq, Clinton actually did withdraw his troops.

The American people saw US pilots and Army dudes being dragged through the streets by the Somali's and thought this jolly well wouldn't do and wanted the whole place leveled to the ground and quite right too...at this same time Osama Bin Laden was knocking about in Somalia and Sudan and various other places bombing embassies and assassinating Egyptians.

Why now did Clinton not send the troops back to bomb the place back to the stone age? Well, ok, it was already in the stone age, but I mean, why did he not finish off the Somali "problem" and Osama Bin Laden at the same time thus saving the world a war on Terror that promises to last for generations??...cause, he was about to be impeached for letting a plump package of an intern suck his cock, lick his balls and pop one of his cigars given to him by Castro, up her jaff and he didn't need anymore reasons to have his Presidency kicked into the long grass.

Now, it's fair to say, he may very well have done what any red-blooded male would do when a slut wafts her tits in front of his face, but, he's the fucking President, he can have anyone. The only reason he resorted to her and all the other mingers he's taken over the jumps, is because he was so starved of sex being married to someone who wouldn't give the fire a poke.

I read Hillary Clintons autobiography once and it's littered with nonsense about all the good "womens" causes she has fought for - which is just lezza code for, "I'm never happier than when I've got a hairy muff in my nostrils" - and the rest is just excuses and justifications for staying married to one of the worlds most rabid womanisers.

What was she doing when she should have been tonguing Bill Clintons ring-piece? Sitting in a fucking wig-wam somewhere with a peace pipe up her pertoose while her "sisters" recited Germaine Greer's The female Eunuch and ate hummus.

If she had done her duty as Bill Clintons wife, he would have never gone near Monica Lewinsky. He would have never have been impeached and he would have sent every spare member of America's armed forces to Africa and Bin Laden would have had a missile in the face.

FACT.