This is advertised as the "Chinese Enema." Now I'm sure it's Japanese what with all the pictures of Bullet trains and Mount Fuji and looks like the sort of thing the Japs would have used on our POW's during the war..but who knows, with that ridiculous dialect how are humans supposed to tell the difference?
Anyhoo...they say the Chinese were the first civilisation or some such nonsense and fair play to them, they invented paper and gunpowder. But while we used paper for literature and education and gunpowder for bullets to invade and conquer and build the biggest Empire the world has ever seen, the Chinese used the paper to make silly kites and the gunpowder to make pretty fireworks and they spent their afternoons in their pyjamas running about laughing like school children at their pretty toys.
I think they're over-rated as a civilisation or as a species, whatever they are, and I think this proves it. I wouldn't mind giving it a go, but it's still a typically pointless waste of materials and water.
Anyhoo...they say the Chinese were the first civilisation or some such nonsense and fair play to them, they invented paper and gunpowder. But while we used paper for literature and education and gunpowder for bullets to invade and conquer and build the biggest Empire the world has ever seen, the Chinese used the paper to make silly kites and the gunpowder to make pretty fireworks and they spent their afternoons in their pyjamas running about laughing like school children at their pretty toys.
I think they're over-rated as a civilisation or as a species, whatever they are, and I think this proves it. I wouldn't mind giving it a go, but it's still a typically pointless waste of materials and water.
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