Hooray I've caught a baseball live on TV. This is one of the coolest moments of my life, I shall cherish this ball forever. How lovely my family were with me too to share in my joy. Here 3 year old daughter of mine, here's my newest most prized possession, guard it with your life.
Oooh you've, you've thrown it away. How funny. I'm so happy. Oh how I love you. I'm so glad I didn't bother reaching into the drawer for a condom that night I was pissed as a fart and knocked your mother up.
Oooh you've, you've thrown it away. How funny. I'm so happy. Oh how I love you. I'm so glad I didn't bother reaching into the drawer for a condom that night I was pissed as a fart and knocked your mother up.
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