Arsenal will be drawn against teams that are fucking miles away is what I think. Russian and Ukrainian teams are nailed on to be drawn against Arsenal. On this occasion I fully expect CSKA Moscow and Dinamo Kiev to be this season's commy opposition with a token German team (Wolfsburg I think) completing the group.
That is of course unless UEFA have suspended proceedings while they investigate the heinous Eduardo diving incident. I've heard tell of a UEFA investigation with a possible retrospective punishment for the dive. No investigation about England's problems with hooliganism and our ability to host a future world cup following the West Ham Millwall mini war. Just a thorough probing of Eduardo's doings.
As far as I can recall, an episode of gamesmanship of this ilk has never received so much as a blink of an eye from UEFA. Not even when Ryan Babel dived in the Champions League semi-final against Arsenal awarded with a penalty which ended our tournament. Can't recall them ever investigating Rooney's efforts, Drogba's or Steven Gerrards and they're much better at it than Eduardo.
Platini hates Wenger, that's what this is all about. My singing squirrels are in Switzerland as we speak and have Platini's office phones tapped. Last night after he'd phone a homosexual sex line and wanked off into a tuna baguette - which he then ate with a glass of chilled Chianti fffft fffft fffft - he then phoned his Mam and spent an hour ranting about how shit Arsenal were and how they're a mongrel team of Arsene Wengers bastard children. All sons of whores which the Arsenal manager visits in the small hours of the night in seedy docklands brothels.So anyway, just to recap - Eduardo's dive has been met with a furore from the footballing meeja that has eclipsed their anger following rioting from the previous nights confrontation at West Ham. Perspective? Who needs perspective when you've got rabid foam mouthed xenophobia and a very selective amnesia, that's what I always say.
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