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Terry Butcher really is a prat and almost certainly psychologically imbalanced. I'm sure he can't wait for the day the Argies have another pop at the Falklands so he can join the Parachute Regiment and pay them back for Maradona's hand ball goal in the 1986 Mexico world cup and probably his second goal too where he dribbled the ball around all of England.

Despite insisting he does not need psychological help after he claimed he won't be shaking Maradon'a hand when the Jocks play Argentina, that blow to the head he suffered against Sweden in 1988 where some of his brains fell out of his head ought to have seen him locked away in a mentalist institution for the rest of his life.

Instead he's allowed out without supervision and still able to coach football teams. I'm sure he loves those pictures of him looking all bloody and macho. Apparently before all the England games he played in he used to go up to each of his team mates and push them in the chest and shout CAGED LIONS at them! What they hayell!!? I wonder how Gary Linekar reacted to that. CAGED LIONS GARY, CAGED LIONS. Indeed.

No doubt he still has that shirt all caked in claret and wears it each evening while reenacting the game. I assume too he likes to wear it while making love to his wife, while fearing for her life, she lies back thinking of anything but England. CAGED LIONS LOVE, CAGED LIONS grooowl!

Terry you weird old nutter, it's very sweet you're so patriotic that you're still haunted by that goal, but get over it and to be fair there's a glaring contradiction in your protestations anyway. If we're talking about betrayals is it not the height of footballing treason for such a died in the wool Englishman to be coaching Scotland? Shake his hand, it'll be the closest you've ever got to him, then seek some treatment.