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Detroit won the game very easily and it's looking to me like a Hawks - Redwings Conference final. An original six match up and from a playing point of view a hockey version of Arsenal v Manchester United.

The comparisons between the two games, teams and seasons are quite amazing really if you're into this sort of thing. My teams are the young inexperienced but highly skilled up-starts while their opponents are utter cunts. It's uncanny really how they both compare.


At this point if you'd like to talk amongst yourselves I'd just like to give young Jonathon Toews a mention. He's been emailing in on a daily basis asking for a mention and he's earned his place in my blog after last night's performance.

Jonathon Toews (pronounced "Taves") is the captain of the Blackhawks. Like young Cesc Fabregas he's only wee - at least in terms of his age - 20 freakin' years old (21 next week). He looks a little bit like my cousin Philip as it goes. What a player though.

He's from Winnipeg, Alberta, and although he may sound like a simple farm boy with his adding of the suffix 'eh' to the end of all his sentences and perhaps not being the person you'd immediately think of texting if you were struggling with the Guardian cryptic crossword, he's got that special talent that separates the good players from the great players - just like little Cesc.

Leading a team with as much history as the Chicago Blackhawks is not sommat anyone can do, which is partly why they have won fuck all for so long, so for a simple 20 year old Canadian to almost single handedly instigate a renaissance is remarkable really and because of him the whole of Chicago has been reminded that it's not just the Bulls who play at the United Centre.

Moving on now, in the East the Rangers won again, I might have mentioned that already though. They're 2-0 up now and heading back to the Gardens for game three. I really fancy them to make it to the Conference finals.

Almost certainly they will play Boston who will be heading to freak town Montreal with a 2-0 lead in their series. If my prognostications are correct that would be four original six teams in the conference finals for the first time since there were only 6 teams in the league.

See way back when, the NHL was comprised only of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Montreal Canadiens, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Redwings, New York Rangers and the Boston Bruins. Known collectively as the original six, they wore sweaters and no pads (not even the goalies) and made Premiership footballers today look like homosexual weather men.