Lewis Hamilton is moving to Switzerland because he cannot cope with the excessive public and media attention he now receives. "I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there asking for autographs."Autographs Lewis?? Autographs!?? Think yourself lucky. If a lorry driver follows you into a petrol station bathroom he usually wants his cock sucked, you're getting off lightly (excuse the pun) with just giving him an autograph.
Now call me cynical, but this is bollocks isn't it? You may have come second or third or whatever it was in the Formula One thingy, but don't flatter yourself Lewis. You're still a nobody. At the very worst your privacy has been compromised to the same degree as a Big Brother contestant or someone who's done well on Deal or No Deal.
You're hardly in David Beckham/Princess Diana's class. And even if you were there's no way a paparazzi on a vespa is gonna catch up with you is there, not unless you have a bit of gear box trouble again or whatever your excuse was for bottling it. Formula One is not a sport and no one really cares. It's corporate entertainment and the few members of the general public who do like it, would lose interest immediately if they were to ever see a grown woman naked.Might the real reason be for a move to the one country in the world that guarantees financial secrecy, that you now earn about a million pounds a week and you don't want to pay tax anymore? Public demands my hairy ricker. Phil "The Power" Taylor has less privacy than you.
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