Look at this.
That's a medium cappuccino. A Medium for heavens sake! I'm f*cked now after drinking that. Why so big Mr Costa? It's nice coffee but now I feel awful. I feel as if I've got a hang-over and Parkinson's disease. I'm also in that horrible no-mans land of feeling hungry but having no appetite for anything. What must a large size be like? And what condition must a person be in after consuming such a belt of caffeine?
I think you'd be hard pressed to feel as unstable as I do now even if you pumped heroine into your jugular. I may not sleep again now until the spring. £2.10 though. Bargain.
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