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I don’t care what anyone says, Panda’s should be extinct by now. You can’t keep a species going just cause they look cute. They’re possibly the dumbest animals on the planet with the exception of Lions who for some absurd reason appear to be scared of chairs.

Panda’s are vegetarians by choice. They should be carnivorous like all other bears, but have chosen to eat bamboo only. They have to eat bamboo for twelve hours a day because it has practically zero nutritional value and this insistence on a bamboo only diet means they are also unable to hibernate as they can’t store enough food in their wee caves, or fat in their bodies.

Female Panda’s have two, that’s TWO, fertile days a year, which is why it’s so difficult to get them up the duff and if that wasn’t enough, they’re native habitat is China. Go to any normal, or comparatively normal Chinese household and ask for a ham sandwich; they’ll look at you like you just asked for a plate of shit, but ask them if they’ll knock you up a unicorn burger and they’ll get right on it.

A country who’s population have an insatiable appetite for exotic foods or basically anything that’s on the endangered species list is no place for the last remaining Giant Panda’s to mooch about without the ability to defend itself as it’s lost the instinctive taste for blood and fear of man like a Grizzly or Brown bear.

Nature is practically busting a gut to get rid of these things. Natural selection has never made its intentions to do away with a species so clear. Why do we interfere? We keep them going because they’re cute. It’s not our place to do it, but we will because they make us go aaahh. It’s pathetic.

Lions might be stupid, but at least they’re not sentimental. Lions would be picking Panda out of it’s teeth in seconds if they bumped into them on any given prowl; quite right too. There’s a lesson in there for us all. Come on human race, don’t get in nature’s way. It’s not our planet so it’s not our place to save it. We don’t even understand it enough to even know if we are saving it. I’m quite sure we’re only doing more harm to the place despite our best intentions.